Barely one year after he left office, former governor Peter Obi, has continued to slide down the muddy gutters of infamy. Friends and associates who once regarded him as the obvious successor to the iconic Igbo leader, Ezeigbo Gburugburu, Chief Chukwuemeka Odumegwu Ojukwu are horrified at Obi’s steady decline. His direct involvement in the vulgar show of power in Anambra Central Senatorial Zone during the last National Assembly elections left many of his admirers wondering what had gone wrong with Obi. However, revelations coming out after the inauguration of President Jonathan’s exit indicate that Obi outward saintliness has always had a sordid lining within.
The story making the round now is that the plan to hijack the Anambra Central Senatorial seat was hatched by Obi and his mistress, Hon. Uche Ekwunife and sealed with explosive sex sessions in a discreet hotel room tucked away in highbrow district of Abuja. This comes as an embarrassment to Obi’s admirers, especially in the Catholic community where he is a Papal Knight.
According to an Abuja based society blogger, Obi who had always carried himself like a monk was driven into this extreme act by his thirst for revenge. Having been nursing grudges against his eternal political enemy, Chief Victor Umeh, Ohamadike, for ages, Obi was ready to dine with the Devil if it that was what it took to kill off Umeh’s Senatorial dreams. He found in Uche Ekwunife, a borderline whore, by the way, the perfect hook or hooker to execute his plan. The plot was made easier by the fact that Obi is known to have something for umu-agbala (elderly never-say-die sort of women who desperately hang on to youthfulness that is long faded). So, it was the ideal cocktail. Anam anwu anwu jekwuzili anam anwunyu anya!
On her own part, Ekwunife’s sexual notoriety is unrivaled in Nigeria’s political history. The 45-year-old woman with insatiable sexual appetite is known to have the sexual pyrotechnics of a 21-year-old in bed. She has the otherworldly ability to transform into a sexual Boko Haram, throwing orgasmic missiles all over the bedroom and leaving her partner gasping for breath while still clamouring for more.
The story is often told of how in order to shore up the value of her “stock” in the sexual capital market, Ekwunife, a man-eating monster had procured a most potent preparation from a native doctor in Ogbaru which turns her into a 19-year-old in the sight of her victims. So many billionaires in Anambra State who fell under her spell have sordid tales to tell of the heady sexual brewery that Ekwunife retails to her well-heeled clientele. But this is a story for another day.
The Obi – Ekwunife sexual fiesta was reported to be so explosive that a lodger in the next suite of the hotel had called the hotel security to check whether all was well in the adjoining room. He poor lodger reported that his siesta was cut short by the piercing screams of a man in the throes of erotic agony which left him wondering if the man was enjoying the act or undergoing a torture like the heroine in Fifty Shades of Grey, E. L James’ best-seller.
The two love-birds were later seen exiting the hotel lobby at different times, with Ekwunife departing first, beaming a dazzling smile at the receptionist and dropping a wad of naira notes to buy her silence. Obi left one whole hour afterwards with a puffy face and his usual sly demeanor and left the receptionist with no tip.
It is widely believed that the decision to invade Anambra Central with Armoured Personnel Carriers (APC) during the last National Assembly Elections was cemented here after both parties had updated each other on the assurances they received from Dame Patience Jonathan, whose influence ensured that the Nigerian Army agreed to the release of such heavy military hardware to be used to intimidate the citizens in peace time.
This is also the reason why no one shed any tears for President Goodluck Jonathan in Anambra Central when Hurricane Buhari swept him and his devious and scandalous wife out of power. It is the same hurricane that swept Obi out of favour and relevance and forced him away to Europe where he claims to be studying at Oxford. How can the prestigious Oxford University admit Obi who managed Third Class in Philosophy in UNN even after his close childhood friend who was later to work as one of his aides had written most of his exams for him? Story for the gods!
Jideofor Igboamaka is a contributor to Secrets Reporters News