BREAKING! BOKO HARAM CHIEF SPONSOR, ALI MODU SHERIFF EMERGE AS PDP NEW CHAIRMAN

Secret Reporters

The Peoples Democratic Party (PDP) has announced alleged Boko Haram sponsor as its new Acting National Chairman. The announcement was made by the party’s Director of New Media, Mr Deji Adeyanju.

Expressing his dissatisfaction over Sherrif choice, a PDP youth leader, Ichie Ezeani wrote on his Facebook wall “You see my dear friends, in any world soccer competition, only the best 11 must feature if any contender nation plans to make an impact.

We are however faced with a PDP that is notorious for parading only it’s 50th 11 when approaching any serious contest.

Just when the stench of Haliru Bello and Olisa Metuh’s shit reduced, another evil smelling fart has been emitted by Wadata Plaza.

Like I’d always say, “in high wire politics, perception is everything”.

Let the defense and repackaging of Ali Modu Sheriff commence.”